here it is!
this is it!
after much difficulties!
after three temper tantrums, a broken nail, humidity ruined hair and after the spilling of blood, sweat and glitter here we stand!
well my pretty little fawn children you had better get on downloading and give us a heads up!
click the tile and voila! MAGIC!
yours casually and sporadically
Fraulein Bambi Beaverhausen
xx
Monday, January 10, 2011
to all my little fauns!!
Bambi. B has special treat for her favourite boys and girls!
next week i shall be doing a very special interview with a very special guest, my very own friendly neighbourhood stripper Pepe Alice!
i know what your thinking why the hell am i interviewing a stripper well the question is why the hell not!
who doesn't want to speak to an exotic dancer. if you say that you don't then your a fricking puritan liar...just saying!
well next week we will be putting up a of my favourite lady Miss Alice who will be helping me put together 'Bambi's unofficial guide to stripper hood'
cause stripping is the oldest profession and i should no cause Im a professional.
keep your eyes open and your ears peeled
Holla at your girl
Bambi
xx
next week i shall be doing a very special interview with a very special guest, my very own friendly neighbourhood stripper Pepe Alice!
i know what your thinking why the hell am i interviewing a stripper well the question is why the hell not!
who doesn't want to speak to an exotic dancer. if you say that you don't then your a fricking puritan liar...just saying!
well next week we will be putting up a of my favourite lady Miss Alice who will be helping me put together 'Bambi's unofficial guide to stripper hood'
cause stripping is the oldest profession and i should no cause Im a professional.
keep your eyes open and your ears peeled
Holla at your girl
Bambi
xx
wikipedia is a modern GOD!!!!
In my bewilderment I turn to the only place in which I could get the answers…and lord give me strength I need answers. Wikipedia. Yes I know what your thinking but next year I’m gonna send a Valentines day card to Wikipedia, written in binary code and maybe one day we can settle down together and have wiki babies and live wikialy ever after. Then it hit me wikipedia is like a modern version god!
he gives us answers and asks very little of us back, accept that we devote our life to him and never turn to another. but you shant fear wikipedia every since i turned to your neon, pixilated glow i have never doubted you! and i hope you never doubt my devotion to you. you have been there with me when i have done last minute assignments to give me references that i can then add discretely into my essay and pretend i myself am in actuality a hard working student. no thank you wikipedia!
i love you! you have the made the lives of people around the world very happy from the bored Sydney house wife that sits at home drinking whisky out of a pastel teapot to the young 12 year old searching for sex information that can be found on wikipedia's sister site wiki after dark.
i will stand by you against everything when everyone else may doubt you. you must know that i myself will never leave you. who else will help me cheat and give me unnecessary advice and fun facts about movies and music and the people that i love to hate.
IN WIKIPEDIA WE TRUST!!!!
i love you! you have the made the lives of people around the world very happy from the bored Sydney house wife that sits at home drinking whisky out of a pastel teapot to the young 12 year old searching for sex information that can be found on wikipedia's sister site wiki after dark.
i will stand by you against everything when everyone else may doubt you. you must know that i myself will never leave you. who else will help me cheat and give me unnecessary advice and fun facts about movies and music and the people that i love to hate.
IN WIKIPEDIA WE TRUST!!!!
do a little dance. make a little love. GET DOWN TONIGHT!
every Sydney weekend revolves around fast food, booze, cigarettes and a new theme song. this train of thought lead to me thinking of my top 10 stripper songs. this was hard to narrow down as i simple had so many songs that i thought of as possibilities but this is what i've narrowed it down too.
10. Pony by Ginuwine
9. Smack that by Akon
8. The stroke by Billy Squier
7. Hot for teacher by Van Halen
6.Girls on film by Duran Duran
5.F#ck the pain away by Peaches
4..Cherry pie by Warrant
3. Pour some sugar on me by Def Leppard
2. Girls! Girls! Girls! by Motley Crue
1. Paradise city by Guns n Roses!!!!!!!!!!
thats rights that just happened. we all know it to be true!
HOLLA AT YOUR GIRL or guy..if thats your thing.
casually Bambi. B
10. Pony by Ginuwine
9. Smack that by Akon
8. The stroke by Billy Squier
7. Hot for teacher by Van Halen
6.Girls on film by Duran Duran
5.F#ck the pain away by Peaches
4..Cherry pie by Warrant
3. Pour some sugar on me by Def Leppard
2. Girls! Girls! Girls! by Motley Crue
1. Paradise city by Guns n Roses!!!!!!!!!!
thats rights that just happened. we all know it to be true!
HOLLA AT YOUR GIRL or guy..if thats your thing.
casually Bambi. B
i like boys
Codependency is the bane of my existence.
I don't see the need to be attached to the same person for extended periods of time, or to revert into a former shell of myself when they leave the room for longer than ten minutes. Over the holiday season whiny couples have infected the CBD like a particularly nasty case of herpes, spoiling my festive mood and generally making me feel as though I was some sort of inferior being, just because I hold the astonishing skill of being able to stand upright, without having to lean daintily on a 6ft tall blundering idiot whose main aspirations in life are 'CHICKS CHICKS CHICKS' and seeing how much Chivas Regal he can skull before he passes out in a pool of his own excrement.
Are you reading this blog and saying to yourself, "What is this bitch talking about, i'm in a perfectly fine relationship where none of the things she is talking about exists". My answer to you is, really? If you believe that your adolescent romance is forever then click the link underneath this post and do the quiz.
I dare you.
http://www.allsands.com/lifestyles/codependencyqui_zcg_gn.htm
C.MEOW
I don't see the need to be attached to the same person for extended periods of time, or to revert into a former shell of myself when they leave the room for longer than ten minutes. Over the holiday season whiny couples have infected the CBD like a particularly nasty case of herpes, spoiling my festive mood and generally making me feel as though I was some sort of inferior being, just because I hold the astonishing skill of being able to stand upright, without having to lean daintily on a 6ft tall blundering idiot whose main aspirations in life are 'CHICKS CHICKS CHICKS' and seeing how much Chivas Regal he can skull before he passes out in a pool of his own excrement.
Are you reading this blog and saying to yourself, "What is this bitch talking about, i'm in a perfectly fine relationship where none of the things she is talking about exists". My answer to you is, really? If you believe that your adolescent romance is forever then click the link underneath this post and do the quiz.
I dare you.
http://www.allsands.com/lifestyles/codependencyqui_zcg_gn.htm
C.MEOW
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